dungeondanddragons:

The item in question was a mayoral chain!

dungeondanddragons:

The item in question was a mayoral chain!

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Who’s the thief?

dungeondanddragons:

Thief: “This guy’s offering to pay us 500 gp each to do a job for him. You in?”
Wizard: “Sure. 500 gp now, 100 gp a day. 200 each day I cast spells on your behalf. You pay the cost of my material components. 500gp more on successful completion of mission”.
NPC Patron: “Agreed”.
Thief: “…”

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Unfortunate Misunderstanding

dungeondanddragons:

Quote for you from a PC in a game I GMed: “I misunderstand the signal, and cut his head off!”.

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A fall to remember

dungeondanddragons:

Our goody goody paladin had gone and got himself teleported to a mystical inn, where admittedly he did learn some key quest information, the other PCs were bored.

24 hours later when teleported back to the exact location he departed from, the tower had “accidently” burnt to the ground and he plummeted 200ft to his death.

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nbchannibal:

Raise your glasses! Hannibal won hulu's Best in Show 2014!

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nbchannibal:

piratescarfy:

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nbchannibal:

piratescarfy:

HANNIBAL: THE VIDEOGAME 

It’s finally here folks, the only known NBC Hannibal free online game on the entire internet!

This brand spanking new game offers:

  • Will Graham!
  • Hannibal Lecter!
  • Swiggity Swag The Nightmare Stag!
  • Doge!
  • Flower crowns!

What’s not to like?

Play it now or get turned into soup, your choice!

SCREAMING

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