alessiapelonzi:

"Prelude"
"When the moment comes, will you do what needs to be done?"
Inspired by this wonderful piece from Tristan und Isolde.
Please, don’t repost! Just reblog, thanks! :)

alessiapelonzi:

"Prelude"

"When the moment comes, will you do what needs to be done?"

Inspired by this wonderful piece from Tristan und Isolde.

Please, don’t repost! Just reblog, thanks! :)

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sarlaccvagina:

natasha romanoff, aka black widow, one of the world’s best spies and deadliest assassins, uses emoticons
it’s canon
that is all

sarlaccvagina:

natasha romanoff, aka black widow, one of the world’s best spies and deadliest assassins, uses emoticons

it’s canon

that is all

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dungeondanddragons:

The item in question was a mayoral chain!

dungeondanddragons:

The item in question was a mayoral chain!

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Who’s the thief?

dungeondanddragons:

Thief: “This guy’s offering to pay us 500 gp each to do a job for him. You in?”
Wizard: “Sure. 500 gp now, 100 gp a day. 200 each day I cast spells on your behalf. You pay the cost of my material components. 500gp more on successful completion of mission”.
NPC Patron: “Agreed”.
Thief: “…”

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Unfortunate Misunderstanding

dungeondanddragons:

Quote for you from a PC in a game I GMed: “I misunderstand the signal, and cut his head off!”.

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A fall to remember

dungeondanddragons:

Our goody goody paladin had gone and got himself teleported to a mystical inn, where admittedly he did learn some key quest information, the other PCs were bored.

24 hours later when teleported back to the exact location he departed from, the tower had “accidently” burnt to the ground and he plummeted 200ft to his death.

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nbchannibal:

Raise your glasses! Hannibal won hulu's Best in Show 2014!

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